February 2012
when is tumblr going to understand that we don’t like changes unless it’s removing the ask and/or post limit.
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
Anonymous asked: Are you even Tumblr famous? Well, you should be. Love your blog (: xx
When someone catches you in a lie
onlylolgifs:
More hilarious gifs here!!
Walking with Friends
laugh-addict:
Expectations:
Reality:
laugh-addict.com
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
pfefferi:
on a scale of cory to party rock how in the house are you
When someone you've never had a conversation with...
1 tag
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Anonymous asked: I want you to know that I have your blog bookmarked and I go to it every morning whilst I drink my coffee slowly scrolling and getting ready for the day. No pressure ;)
Anonymous asked: I've been in love with your page so much this weekend I'm on page 466. ♥ I love you :D
HOW MANY SCROLLS DOES IT TAKE TO REACH THE END OF...
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
1 tag
damnredlights replied to your post: WHY MUST YOU BE SO PRETTY?!?!?!?!?!? D:
ugh theres nothing wrong with anons vision youre gorgeous
awww thank you! c:
first base: liking
second base: reblogging
third base: following
quality blog: starts following me
me: wait what are you doing
fagjars:
spongebob would be a rapists dream
all those holes to choose from
Anonymous asked: WHY MUST YOU BE SO PRETTY?!?!?!?!?!? D:
mom: you really need to get out of the house
me: mom can i-
mom: no
Anonymous asked: You're so pretty! I really want your hair! xx
When I'm late and I'm looking for something:
tumblrsbestposts:
snarfalarkus:
“are you involved in any sports?”
“any extra curricular activities or clubs?”
“what do you do in your free time?”
“do you like helping out in your community?”
“got a boyfriend or girlfriend?”
Walking out of a store after not buying anything...
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
So many extremely attractive followers.
